you ain't a pimp you a fairy

I'm in college. In college. My parents are gone.

that's just it.

Jigga whaaat? Haven't posted in forever. So period by period as i wait for my parents to get home because i need to convince them to let me skip first period tomorrow.

Government: NOO i don't want to do a period by period. what was i thinking?

So homecoming is this weekend! SO READY. Friday we're going to paint the concession stand, get thai food and go to the bonfire. Then Saturday i wake up early and ride in the back of Sam's truck in the parade, go to the game at 1:00, get ready at my house with the ladies, picturres, and then my mom is cooking us dinner YAY. Then the dance. THEN! If all goes as planned and the world decides not to hate me, Sara's parents will be going out of town and then PARTAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Oh if it doesn't happen i'm goign to cry. Okay no. Maybe. We'll see.

Oh, and my life is officially over. Nigel Barker is married. I've lost the will to live.

Seriously.

Done.

OMG THE BEST YET.

I MADE AN ICON JOURNAL. Yeah, i know you guys don't give a monkey's arse, BUT i thought i shoud let you know. Nothing but Disney and Harry Potter now, but.. soon there will be more. I hope. OH yes.

beau_icons

:)

My early ones are in there, so they are really bad, but the new ones are.. er.. okay? I think they're okay. Hopefully.

Do any of you remember that old nick show with all the dolls? There was a naked one. And.. a barbie one in a Wonder Woman costume. And one that always melted. Or flew into the ceiling fan.

Does ANYONE remember? Cause i can't remember the name and its nowhere to be found.

COME ON NOW.

im in ANOTHER period by period mood. Crazy stuff, you see. there. no. THERE. ahahahha. fooled you.

Biology: WE had a sub, watched some movie abuot DNA, and i got a GOOD 45 minutes of solid sleep. Praise the lord. Except when i woke up (after someone poked me) the sub was staring at me. So ii have to wake up the guy next to me. Then i realized i had lines on my face cause i slept on my arm in my RIBBED sweater. ahahah.

Gym: FRICKIN FIRE DRILL. Worst time too, cause we were all in shorts and t-shirts. Ahh, so cold. I attempted to break into the cars in order to steal someone's cell phone and call 1-800-23P-ARKA. So i could order some eskimo coats for us.

History: ANGRY LADY ANGRY LADY. But, guess what. I have the ONLY A in that class. TEEHEE.

Lunch: Not too interesting.. something happened. Can't.. OH! Fashion and Sports Marketing were giving out prizes. I won a lollipop. Which Morgan then threw across the room and BROKE.. douchebag. Except not really. Yes, though. Sort of.

English: not so angry lady. But, guess what. I HAVE THE HIGHEST A IN THAT CLASS. Teeehe. thats 2 classes where i have the highest grade. (oh, im sorry. im probably bragging. i dont mean to. im just super excited.)

Math: 92 on my test. woot.

Then i worked and earned $22.75. Cash. Yum.

This has been a good, good, good week.

AHAH I HAVE HIJACKED CARLY'S JOURNAL.

That is all.

Here we go. I've joined. And well.. i might get rejected, but here it is. Join it. roXorz!

This is simone. and her bra. Clap, will you?

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=wsalainofsopc

we are trying to beat you out, __PWNED. and we will win.

WE WILL WIN!!!!

supersekrit NO MORE!

GODDAMNIT MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS TOTAL CRAP!

144. I get sick all the time.

(and i had to go to the dentist today and everything. Believe me, trying to breathe out of your nose when every snot particle this side of CHINA is in there while having some lady poke at your gums is NOT pleasant.)

I made HOLIDAY ICONS because i'm full of that christmas spirit. :)



TWEEHEEE.

soccer is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator

Tru dat, y0.

But what i think... holiday season is love.

<3

he was a good friend of mine,
i never understood a single word he said,
but i helped him drink his wine.... and he always had some mighty fine wine.

Anywhoo. I'm off to West Virginia to have babies with my relatives. BWAH. erlack. no.

I'll be back Sunday. Miss me, will you?

(i've decided to add facts about the world in general as well as facts about me/my family. OKAY?)
141. You know the facts on the bottom of the Snapple tops? Only half of them are true. You have to go to the WEBSITE to find out which ones. Bah.
142. As i get older, my hair gets browner, wavier, and flatter.
143. I don't mind being in a bra/underwear in front of my parents. Im not sure why, either.

Well, now that the gorging has ended, let the food-coma begin.

Oh GOD, wake me up in time for Christmas Eve dinner, will you?

So these are some excerpts from the book i found. Tell me what you think:

( WAHAHA. )

SO HAPPY THANKSGIVING, all.

turkey turkey turkey.

I'm sorry i've been out of touch lately. But i've had lots of homework and then my computer crapped out on me and so it got fixed and was OUT OF REACH for like, 2 days. Crazy.

So well, its been an ENH week. Not crap, but not great. So Cheyenne, i wrote a report/critique on your play. But before i wrote it, i had to give the program to my english teacher for extra credit. So i just kind of guest at spellings and the titles and things... And i sort of exaggerated on like, "Everything SUCKED but the acting..." you know. dramatics. i tell you.

( LOOKEE HERE FOR THE REPORT )

And OOH i found this notebook in my driveway, i dont know whose it is, with all these like, short poems and thoughts and stuff. Its interesting. I'll post some of that later, but i'm downstairs and very comfortable.

So this weekend we had my cousins and aunt from Georgia here and i just have to say, they might just be the worst behaved kids i have ever met. For serious. (Amy, its totally your fault i say that.)

SO GLAD I DONT HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.

Thanksgiving, we are having 13 people for dinner. *spins*

Man, Angelina Jolie is HOT. Its the lips. As with simone and other ladies, this seriously threatens my heterosexuality.

CLAP IF YOU BELIEVE!

140. I always make the namecards for Thanksgiving and Christmas

(OOH ONLY HOPE IS ON!)

Seriously, The Odyssey is only about sex, affairs, and killing.

HOW CAN GREEK PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH SEX? MAN oh man.

Anyways, i have a lot of homework and im not nearly done. *death*

And.. i got a 29% on the SKETCH-O-METER (see fatcatcapsizing) and a 7 on the number-scale (see dancingham89).

Exciting, no?

139. My pinkie toe is bigger than the toe next to it. Hee.